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Poll #1648379 Zima skoroe
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Etot - about Kachestvenny. Sergey use mnogoe Vypivka because he is Russki Vzrosly and Surovy. Nikolay use less Vypivka because he is Vzrosly and Surovy, but Russki. Kakoe Ty dumaet for Vzrosly, Surovy and Vypivka?

Etot - about Absolyutny and Otnositelny.

Anatoly and Nikolay sidet v dvor and use Vypivka.
- Silno holodny! - skazhet Anatoly, and use Vypivka.
- da Takoe! probably zima! - soglasnoe Nikolay.

- zima - VHS-time! - dobavit Nikolay and predlagaet idti v svoe dom and delaet VHS-machine together.
- Etot - razumny! - govorit Anatoly and use Vypivka, - but silny holodny! - and use Vypivka again.

Then Druzya prihodit v dom k Nikolay, and Anatoly NET pomogaet delaet VHS-machine. Anatoly use Vypivka and idti spat instead.
Nikolay delaet Takoe and v next utro Bogach&Zdorov absolutely, and Anatoly - otnositelny.

Is etot VHS machine polezny?


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Tut some vopros. Otvetit pravda for uznaet kakoe silny Ty razumny! Nado byt vnimatelny, Etot NET Takoe prosto!

1. Kakoe nado delaet kogda zima?
a) NET Takoe
b) VHS-machine
c) VHS-machine, but malo Takoe
d) use alcohol

2. VHS - Etot:
a) polezny
b) razumny
c) NET nado Takoe
d) nado, but NET postoyanny
e) nado ochen silny mnogo postoyanny

3. Kakoe Ty lubit eda?
a) vkysny
b) svezhy
с) NET Takoe
d) solyony

4. Kakoe car samy horoshy:
a) americansky
b) japan
c) german

5. Community "POLEZNY" Etot nado for:
a) pishet tut polezny and pomogaet
b) pishet TUT glupy and mnogo rugaet
c) mnogo chitaet and ponimaet
d) glupy

6. Kakoe Ty vozrast?
a) 0-40
b) 40-ochen silny mnogoe

7. Ty hochet Bogach&Zdorov?
a) Da Takoe
b) NET Takoe

 Etot - about druzhba!

Ya was chatting with my Druh Nikolay, and show him ( Takoe )

and he otvechaet:
- NET Takoe!
Ya sprashivaet:
- why Ty govorit Takoe? NET like sisky?
and Nikolay govorit:
- Ya NET like 3 sisky! Ya like 2 sisky!
and hmuritsya.

then Ya use 'VHS PAL SECAM' slim card for razumny and spokoyny.

After that Ya govorit:
- Ya ponimaet! Ty like even, NET odd!
- da Takoe! - otvechaet Nikolay, and NET surovy!

Ya silno uvazhaet opinion of moe Druh Nikolay, and avoid oddies between My from now on.

Tolko on VHS!

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by qiwichupa`

Skoro budet zima! Etot holodny and temny, but samoe horoshy time to delaet VHS-machine samodelny! Hochet mnogo Bogach&Zdorov? Nado NET lenitsya and delaet Takoe for Ty and tvoe friends! And for tvoe family too! Pomnit: Zima - VHS-time!